I've Seen Enough True Crime Funny Valentine's Day Card

This funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card is for all the True Crime lovers out there with a great sense of humor! We're talking Dateline, 20/20, Snapped, Crime Junkie Podcast & more. If you're a true crime aficionado, you get the drill! 

This Valentine's Day card isn't a threat, it's simply a friendly reminder that you COULD dispose of a body, IF you wanted to - so don't be giving your one true love a reason to, mmmk?

"I've seen enough true crime to know how to dispose of a body. Happy Valentine's Day."

This WITTY 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick, 100% recycled card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.

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